Randomness! O.o

A place to just have fun.
 
HomeHome  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  Log in  

Share | 
 

 Avenue Q- Full lyrics.

Go down 

Do you think this will be worth it? Will you watch it?
sure
67%
 67% [ 2 ]
no
33%
 33% [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 3
 

AuthorMessage
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:01 pm

Hi, this Drake. I'm going to write every word to avenue Q, broadway show. the Orange ____ means the beginning of a sonh, and the ___ meanS an end to a song. anything spaced like

"Morning, Brian.

Hi, Kate Monster.

How's life?

Disappointing.

What's the matter?

The catering company laid me off."

Is dialogue of characters talking to each other.


Time to start!
Title of songs in parentheses.
********************************
__________________________________
(Opening theme)
The sun is shining,
It's a lovely day,
A perfect morning
For a kid to play,
But you're got lots
Of bills to pay -
What can you do?

Your work real hard
And the pay's real low
And ev'ry hour
Goes oh, so slow
And at the end of the day
There's no where to go
But home to Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q!
You're friends do too.
You are twenty-two
And you live on Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q
You live on Avenue Q!
____
________________
(what do you do with a B.A. in english?)
What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.

But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race.
_______________________________________

KATE MONSTER
Morning, Brian!

BRIAN
Hi, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
How's life?

BRIAN
Disappointing!

KATE MONSTER
What's the matter?

BRIAN
The caterine company
laid me off.

KATE MONSTER
Oh, I'm sorry!

BRIAN
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -

KATE MONSTER
What?

BRIAN
No, it sounds stupid.

KATE MONSTER
Aww, come on!
_______________________________________________
(It sucks to be me)
BRIAN
When I was little
I thought I would be...

KATE MONSTER
What?

BRIAN
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not

KATE MONSTER
Nope!

BRIAN
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
Nooo.

BRIAN
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
No!

BRIAN
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
Oh, you think your life sucks?

BRIAN
I think so.

KATE MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.

BRIAN
You are.

KATE MONSTER
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
*no cursing*!
It sucks to be me!

BRIAN
Me too.

KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me.

BRIAN
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian...

KATE MONSTER
And Kate...

BRIAN
To not have a job!

KATE MONSTER
To not have a date!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

BRIAN
Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?

ROD
Ah, certainly.

KATE MONSTER
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?

NICKY AND ROD
Ours!

ROD
We live together.

NICKY
We're as close
As people can get.

ROD
We've been the best
of buddies...

NICKY
Ever since the
Day we met.

ROD
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.

NICKY
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!

ROD
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.

NICKY
Oh yeah?
You do such anal
Things like ironing
Your underwear.

ROD
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.

NICKY
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!

ROD
It sucks to be me!

NICKY
No, it sucks to be me!

KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me!

BRIAN
It sucks to be me!

ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you all so happy?

NICKY
Becuase our lives suck!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!

PRINCETON
Excuse me?

BRIAN
Hey there.

PRINCETON
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.

CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you looking all
the way out here?

PRINCETON
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

BRIAN
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.

PRINCETON
Great, thanks!

BRIAN
Yo, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

PRINCETON
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!

GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -

ALL
It sucks to be you.

KATE MONSTER
You win!

ALL
It sucks to be you.

BRIAN
I feel better now!

GARY COLEMAN
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.

ALL
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!

PRINCETON
This is real life!

ALL
We live on Avenue Q!

NICKY
You're gonna love it!

ALL
We live on Avenue Q!

GARY COLEMAN
Here's your keys!

ALL
Welcome to Avenue Q!
_________________________________________________-

BRIAN
So, whats your name, kid?

PRINCETON
Oh, I'm Princeton.

BRIAN
Hey, buddy, I'm Brian. This is my fiance.

CHRISTMAS EVE
My name Christmas Eve. You so cute, very hansome, are you single?

PRINCETON
Yeah,

CHRISTMAS EVE
Because, shes single.

KATE
Oh. Christmas Eve,.

BRIAN
that's Kate monster, she lives in our building!

PRINCETON
Oh, hi!

KATE
Hi!

TREKKY
Uhgg, Yah!

GARY COLEMAN
Trekky!

BRIAN
Morning Trekky!

TREKKY
Oh, me no time to talk, me busy!

BRIAN
and thats Trekky Monster

CHRISTMAS EVE
He a pervert, you no spending time with him

GARY
come on inside kid, I'll show you the place.

PRINCETON
Oh, Great!

GARY
You know how many distinguished people have expressed interest in this fine ecrast?

PRINCETON
No kidding!

GARY
Mmmmhmm

CHRISTMAS EVE
So what you think Kate monster, he cute right?

KATE
Yeah-

CHRISTMAS EVE
AHH You go get him. A man respon to an agressive woman. YOU GO GET JOB!

BRIAN
Alright, alright alright!

CHRISTMAS EVE
SEe?


______________________________

(if you were gay)
ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that's GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!
_____________________________________________________-


**************************************************************************************************

Ok, so guys? What you think thus far?

I'll be posting more soon enough. Maybe a few songs at a time.

It's a lot to type and copy and paste, lol!

POST MORE SOON, YA'LL BE GOOD NOW!! lol!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
Crystal
discover Jacob's secret
avatar

Number of posts : 725
Age : 24
Location : my happy place
Points : 4173
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:57 pm

hahaha i love the (if u were gay) one. lol. what was the other one you were singing?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/crunchycrystal
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:09 pm

In this post, or out loud at school? and how did it go/
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
Crystal
discover Jacob's secret
avatar

Number of posts : 725
Age : 24
Location : my happy place
Points : 4173
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:23 pm

something about 1 of the guy's girlfriends who lives in some place that i think started with an "a". and u sang it in 4th period.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/crunchycrystal
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:31 pm

canada???


That'll come alot later
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
Crystal
discover Jacob's secret
avatar

Number of posts : 725
Age : 24
Location : my happy place
Points : 4173
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:40 pm

ohhhh. well type it already i like that 1
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/crunchycrystal
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:41 pm

Im going in order of the whole play. It'll take a while before I get to it.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
Crystal
discover Jacob's secret
avatar

Number of posts : 725
Age : 24
Location : my happy place
Points : 4173
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:18 pm

then hop 2 it!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/crunchycrystal
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:22 pm

SCENE 2
PRINCETON
Hey Gary! Thanks for helping me move in

GARY
No sweat! And look, you got your first ...mail .Whatís in these boxes? Anything good?

PRINCETON
Well, my parents sent my stuff from home

GARY
How nice! And you also got your rent bill, your utility bill, your student loan bill,
your credit card bill, your phone bill, your cell phone bill...

PRINCETON
Oh, my god!
GARY
You gotta get money

PRINCETON
Oh, Iíll start work tomorrow(The phone rings).

GARY
Gaaaaary Coleman! Oh, itís for you.

PRINCETON
Oh, thank you. Hello? Oh, hi! (To Gary) Itís my job. (Into the phone)
I canít wait to meet all of you tomorrow... oh, Iím sorry, I can barely hear you.
Whatís that sound in the background? A paper shredder! But... the company canít be folding!
Well, how am I suppose to live? Hello?

GARY
Oh, kid! Donít look so long in the face! You know what they say?
If you rearrange the letters in ďunemployedĒ it spells ďopportunityĒ.

PRINCETON
What?!

GARY
Hereís a bit of advice. Never underestimate the power of long range plan.
If life gets you down just sit on your ass and let it pass goodbye.
Take it from someone who learnt it the hard way.
Gary Coleman. (He leaves)

PRINCETON
Maybe this is an opportunity.
Maybe Iím not meant to work in some damn office for the rest of my life.
Maybe... maybe I have a higher purpose!

VIDEO VOICE
Whatís a purpose? A purpose is direction to your life. It could be a job, a family.
It could be the persuit of knowledge or wealth. Everybodyís purpose is different.
The best thing about a purpose is that it gives your life... meaning.

PRINCETON
I want a purpose!

Purpose
PRINCETON
-Purpose,
it's that little flame
that lights a fire
under your ass.
Purpose,
it keeps you going strong
like a car with a full
tank of gas.
Everyone else has
a purpose
so what's mine?
-Oh look! Here's a penny!
It's from the year I was born!
-It's a sign!
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
I don't know how I know,
but I'm gonna find
my purpose.
-Gotta find out,
don't wanna wait!
Got to make sure that my
life will be great!
Gotta find my purpose
before it's too late.

BOXES
Heís gonna find his purpose...

PRINCETON
-I'm gonna find my purpose
could be far, could be near
could take a week,
a month, a year
-At a job, or smoking grass
maybe at a pottery class!
-Could it be?
Yes it could!
Something's coming,
something good!
I'm gonna find my purpose
I'm gonna find my purpose
-I'm gonna find it!
What will it be? Where will it be?
My purpose in life is a mystery
Gotta find my purpose
Gotta find me.

SCENE 3
CE
My purpose in life is to help people find themselves.

BRIAN
My purpose in life is to make people laugh and make money doing it.

GARY
My greatest fear is that Iíve already achieved my damn purpose in life and from then on
Iíve been on a slow tiresome walk to the grave.
(Kate Monster comes in).

PRINCETON
Oh, hey Kate Monster!


KATE
Princeton! Hi!

PRINCETON
See, Kate. Can I ask you a question?

KATE
Sure

PRINCETON
Whatís your purpose in life?

KATE
Oh! Well.. Iím a kindergarten teaching assistant

PRINCETON
Right. But whatís your purpose, your dream, your mission?

KATE
Nobody ever wants to know that

PRINCETON
I do

KATE
Well, since you ask... I... oh, no, I canít. I barely know you.

PRINCETON
Oh, come on!

KATE
Ok. When I was a little monster I always wished I had a special place I could go.
A special school, only for monsters.
Sure itís important to learn about the great favors of
western civilization but so much of the canon leaves out monster art and history.
And we? Our donation? It was always my dream to start that special school for monsters.
So that, in short, is my purpose.

PRINCETON
He!

KATE
Oh, but Iím not an ďed kidĒ. I like to have fun and... party!

PRINCETON
So, you are eager on the monster stuff.

KATE MONSTER
Aha.

Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
PRINCETON
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

KATE MONSTER
Uh huh!
PRINCETON
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
Right.

PRINCETON
You're both Monsters.

KATE MONSTER
Yeah.

PRINCETON
Are you two related?

KATE MONSTER
What! Princeton I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

PRINCETON
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking.

KATE MONSTER
Well, it's a touchy subject. Now, now all Monsters are related.
What are you trying to say, huh? --
That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?

PRINCETON
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.

KATE MONSTER
I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're
talking about the sensitive subject of race.

PRINCETON
Well, look who's talking!

KATE MONSTER
What do you mean?

PRINCETON
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

KATE MONSTER
What about it?

PRINCETON
Could someone like me go there?

KATE MONSTER
No, we don't want people like you --

PRINCETON
You see?!
(sung)
You're a little bit racist.

KATE MONSTER
Well, you're a little bit, too.

PRINCETON
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

KATE MONSTER
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

PRINCETON
But I guess it's true

KATE MONSTER
Between me and you, I think

BOTH
Everyone's a little bit
racist, sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go around committing
hate crimes.
Look around and
you will find,
no one's really
color-blind.
Maybe it's a fact
we all should face.
Everyone makes
judgments...
based on race.

PRINCETON
(spoken)
Not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from --

KATE MONSTER
No!

PRINCETON
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys
should learn to speak goddamn English!


KATE MONSTER
Right!
(sung)

BOTH
Everyone's a little
bit racist -- today,
so, everyone's a little
big racist -- okay!
Ethnic jokes might
be uncouth,
but you laugh because
they're based on truth.
Don't take them as
personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them --
so relax!

PRINCETON
(spoken)
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
There's a plane going down and there's only one parachute.
And there's a rabbi, a priest...

KATE MONSTER
... and a BLACK guy!

GARY COLEMAN
Whatchoo talkin' about Kate?

KATE MONSTER
Uh --

GARY COLEMAN
You were telling a BLACK joke!

PRINCETON
Well, sure, Gary, but lost of people tell black jokes...

GARY COLEMAN
I don't.

PRINCETON
Well, of course you don't -- you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

GARY COLEMAN
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

PRINCETON
Don't you think that's a little racist?

GARY COLEMAN
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

KATE MONSTER
(sung)
You're a little bit racist.

GARY COLEMAN
Well, you're a little bit, too.

PRINCETON
We're all a little bit racist.

GARY COLEMAN
I think that I would have to agree with you.


PRINCETON & KATE MONSTER
We're glad you do.


GARY COLEMAN
It's sad, but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -- all right!
Bigotry has never been exclusively white --

ALL
If we all could
just admit
that we are racist
a little bit,
even though we all
know that it's wrong,
maybe it would help
us get along!

PRINCETON
(spoken)
Christ, do I feel good!

GARY COLEMAN
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

PRINCETON
Who?

GARY COLEMAN
Jesus Christ!

KATE MONSTER
But Gary, Jesus was white!

GARY COLEMAN
No, Jesus was black.

KATE MONSTER
No, Jesus was white!

GARY COLEMAN
No, I'm pretty sure Jesus was black!
PRINCETON
Guys -- Jesus was Jewish!

BRIAN
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

GARY COLEMAN
Racism!

BRIAN
Cool.


CHRISTMAS EVE
Brian! You come back here! You take out lecycuraburs!

PRINCETON
What's that mean?

BRIAN
Um. Recyclables.(Everyone laughs).Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

KATE MONSTER
Oh, come off it, Brian!
(sung)
Everyone's a little bit racist.

BRIAN
I'm not!

PRINCETON
Oh, no?

BRIAN
Nope! How many oriental wives have you got?

CHRISTMAS EVE
What? Brian!

PRINCETON
Brian, buddy,
where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

CHRISTMAS EVE
I know you are
no intending to be,
but calling me
oriental -- offensive to me!

BRYAN
(spoken)
I'm sorry honey, I love you.

CHRISTMAS EVE
And I love you.

BRIAN
But you're racist, too.

CHRISTMAS EVE
Yes, I know.
(sung)
The Jews have all
the money
and the whites have
all the power
and I'm always in
taxi-cab with driver
who no shower!

PRINCETON
Me too!

KATE MONSTER
Me too!

GARY COLEMAN
I can't even get a taxi!

ALL
Everyone's a little bit
racist, it's true.
But everyone is just about
as racist as you!
If we all could just admit
that we are racist a little bit,
and everyone
stopped being so P.C.,
maybe we could
live in -- harmony!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Ev'lyone's a ritter bit lacist!

SCENE 4
PRINCETON
This time I feel that Iím getting closer to my purpose.

VIDEO VOICE
ďSchool crossing guardĒ.

PRINCETON
No, thatís not me.

VIDEO VOICE
ďBeauty salon technicianĒ.

PRINCETON
Mmmm... not quite it.

VIDEO VOICE
ďBirthday party clownĒ

PRINCETON
Closer, but still no. Wait a minute. I feel that is right here on the corner of my mind.
My purpose... itís... itís...(The bad idea bears come in).

BAD IDEA BEARS
Hi, Princeton! Itís uuus.

PRINCETON
Oh, who are you?
BIB
The bad idea bears!

BIB
We are your friends!

BIB
Where are you going?

PRINCETON
Oh well, Iím almost broke, so Iím gonna look for a job till I find my purpose

BIB
Oh! Did the check come in from your folks?

PRINCETON
Yeah...

BIB
Then you got plenty of money!

BIB
You should celebrate!

BIB
You need to do something for you. Buy some beer!

BIB
Yeah, buy some beer!

PRINCETON
Gee... I shouldnít be spending my parentsí money on beer.

BIB
Oh... ok...

BIB
That makes me sad... thinking about you not having any fun.

BIB
Iím gonna cry. Mm!

BIB
Gosh, Iím sad! Some days I wish I was dead...(The bad idea bears cry)

PRINCETON
You know... maybe I could afford a... a six pack!

BIB
Yeah!

BIB
What about a case?

BIB
Yeah!

PRINCETON
A case of beer? No, no, I canít get a case

BIB
But you are on a budget!

BIB
You are wasting money in the long run if you donít buy in volt

PRINCETON
Oh! Youíre right! Thanks guys, Iíll get a case.

BIB
Yeah! See you around, Princeton!(The bad idea bears leave)

PRINCETON
See you around, guys! Oh... gosh, arenít they cute?
Is good to know my making friends will have my best interest in heart.
(Princeton leaves)

SCENE 5
(The phone rings)
KATE
Hello?

MRS THISTLETWAT
Hello, Katherine, this is your employer calling.

KATE
Hi, Mrs. Thistletwat

MRS. T
As you may know, I have an appointment tomorrow, heart replacement surgery next week,
and I need you to teach my class in the morning.
I will probably need until our lunch break to recover.

KATE
I get to teach, all by myself?

MRS. T
I trust you Katherine. And you may choose the subject.

KATE
Wow!! Thanks Lividia!

MRS. T.
Katherine, when you call me by my first name, the children donít respect me.

KATE
Sorry Mrs. Thisletwat.

MRS. T.
Thank you!

The Internet is For Porn
KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something
modern -- the internet!
(sung)
The internet is really really great.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
There's always some new site.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn

KATE MONSTER
I browse all day and night.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie!
TREKKIE MONSTER

(sung)
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie! What are you doing?

TREKKIE MONSTER
Hello, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
You are ruining my song.

TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

KATE MONSTER
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being
quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE MONSTER
Okey-dokey.

KATE MONSTER
Good.
(sung)
I'm glad we have this new technology.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. Oop!

KATE MONSTER
Which gives us untold opportunity.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. Ooops, sorry!

KATE MONSTER
Right from your own desktop...

TREKKIE MONSTER
For p----.

KATE MONSTER
You can research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
Trekkie!

TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me
horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
That's gross! You're a pervert!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
KATE MONSTER
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people
don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Ohhhhh?

KATE MONSTER
What?

TREKKIE MONSTER
You have no idea. Ready, normal people?

BRIAN
Ready!

GARY COLEMAN
Ready!

ROD
Ready!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Lemme hear it!

GUYS
(sung)
The internet is for porn.

PRINCETON
Sorry, Kate!

GUYS
The internet is for porn.

PRINCETON
I masturbate!

TREKKIE MONSTER
All these guys unzip their flies for...

GUYS
Porn! Porn! Porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
The internet is not for porn!
Hold on a second!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Wha?

KATE MONSTER
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,
check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

ROD
That's correct.

KATE MONSTER
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com!

BRIAN
Sure.

KATE MONSTER
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

GARY COLEMAN
Yes, I do.

KATE MONSTER
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

PRINCETON
True.

TREKKIE MONSTER
But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm?

PRINCETON
Yeah.

KATE MONSTER
Ewww!

GUYS
(sung)
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
for porn! Porn! Porn!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for,
internet is for,
internet is for porn
KATE
(spoken simultaneously)
Gross! I hate porn! I hate men!
I'm leaving! I hate the internet!

(They leave)
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:27 pm

SCENE 6
CE
Hey Rod! How is hanging?

ROD
Hey Christmas Eve! I got you <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=wedding%20invitation" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=wedding%20invitation" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=wedding%20invitation" onmouseover="window.status='wedding invitation'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">wedding invitation</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">wedding invitation</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">wedding invitation</a>Ö


CE
Are you coming?

ROD
YeahÖ hereís my RSVP.

BRIAN
(off stage) Hey Honey! Whatís all this about us getting married?

CE
Just think of it as a surprise partyÖ

BRIAN
Cool!

ROD
I think itís wonderful you have someone so special in your lifeÖ

CE
Are you ok Rod?

ROD
Christmas EveÖ You are a therapist, right?

CE
I have two Master Degrees.

ROD
So you help people who have all kinds of problemsÖ

CE
Nobody wants to come to me for helping...
I meet with people, we are talking for an hour, then they go away and never come back.
And I wonder why? Am I fixing them in one
appointment? Maybe Iím too efficient, maybe I should spread my helping out. Why Rod?
Do you need some helping?

ROD
Well... I have this friend...

CE
Nicky?

ROD
No, other friend. And I think he has a very big problem. I think heís... gay.

CE
Whatís wrong with that? You know Rod, gay people make major contributions to arts,
philosophy and literature for many hundreds of years now...

ROD
Oh but, my friend isnít an artist. He is a Republican.... and an investment banker.

CE
Oh! Tell him to stay in closet then, heís good for nothing.

ROD
Ok... great!... Thanks for the advice...

CE
Yeah! Ha, ha! I wouldnít want a friend like that...

ROD
No! ... Thanks again... (Christmas Eve leaves) Sh*t!

Mix Tape
KATE MONSTER
Princeton...
He likes me.
I think he likes me
But does he "like me"
like me
like I like him?
Will we be friends,
or something more?
I think he's interested,
but I'm not sure.
(spoken)
Come in!

PRINCETON
Hiya Kate!

KATE MONSTER
Princeton! Hi!

PRINCETON
Hi! Listen, I was going through my CDs yesterday,
and I kept coming across songs I thought you'd like
so I made you this tape.

KATE MONSTER
Oh, that's so sweet! Can I get you a drink? Or a snack?

PRINCETON
Actually, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

KATE MONSTER
Go right ahead.

PRINCETON
Thank you!

KATE MONSTER
(sung)
-A mix tape.
He made me a mix tape.
He was thinking of me,
which shows he cares!
Sometimes when someone
has a crush on you
they'll make you a mix tape
to give you a clue.
Let's see...
"You've Got a Friend"
"The Theme from 'Friends'"
"That's What Friends Are For"
Sh*t.
-Oh, but look!
"A Whole New World"
"Kiss the Girl"
"My Cherie Amour"
Oh, Princeton! He does like me!
-"I Am the Walrus"
"Fat-Bottomed Girls"
"Yellow Submarine"
What does this mean?!

PRINCETON
(spoken)
Hey Kate, you might wanna not go in there for a while.

KATE MONSTER
Princeton, thank you for this tape, I was just looking
at side A. Great songs!


PRINCETON
Oh, well, did you get to side B yet?

KATE MONSTER
Not yet.

PRINCETON
Oh, it's great. Check it out. Right here...

KATE MONSTER
(sung)
"Stuck on You"

PRINCETON
"Love Me Do"

KATE MONSTER
"My Heart Will Go On"
I loved Titanic!

PRINCETON
Uhh, it was all right.
"She's Got a Way"

KATE MONSTER
"Yesterday"

PRINCETON
"Goodnight Saigon"
From the Russia concert!

KATE MONSTER
Great.
"Through the Years"

PRINCETON
"The Theme from 'Cheers'"

KATE MONSTER
"Moving Right Along"
Nice tape.

PRINCETON
There's one more...
"I Have to Say I Love You in a Song"

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Princeton, that's so sweet! I've never gotten
such a nice present from a guy.

PRINCETON
Awww. Well, I'm glad you like it. But I have to go now.
I'm gonna make one for Brian and Christmas Eve, and Gary
and Nicky and Rod, and Trekkie Monster, and everyone!

KATE MONSTER
Oh.

PRINCETON
Oh, and uh --

KATE MONSTER
Yes?

PRINCETON
What are you doing tonight?


KATE MONSTER
Grading term papers. But it's kindergarten so they're very short. Why?

PRINCETON
Everyone's going to hear this singer at the Around the Clock Cafe.
Do you want to go with me?

KATE MONSTER
Like, a date?

PRINCETON
Sure! A date. It'll be a blast.

KATE MONSTER
I'd love to come!

PRINCETON
Okay! Well, I'll see you then.

KATE MONSTER
Okay!

PRINCETON
Okay, bye.

KATE MONSTER
Bye!
He likes me!

SCENE 7
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
BRIAN
I'm not wearing underwear today.
No, I'm not wearing underwear today.
Not that you prob'ly care
much about my underwear,
still, nonetheless, I gotta say --
that I'm not wearing underwear to-daaaay!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Get a job!

BRIAN
Thank you honey! But... aah... donít move a muscle, ladies and gentlemen,
weíll be right back with our headline performer.

GARY
So, Trekkie, you never leave your apartment. What made you drag your furry ass down here?

TREKKIE
Mmmm... Me see pictures of next singer on the internet. Ho, ho, ho.
(Kate and Princeton come in).

PRINCETON
Look, thereís an empty table.
KATE
Letís grab it.

PRINCETON
Ladies first.

KATE
Oh... youíre such a gentleman, Princeton.

PRINCETON
Oh, you too. I mean... you look a knock out tonight.

KATE
You...

BRIAN
So hereís the woman you all came to see.
The Around the Clock is proud to present fresh from her world tour,
headlining in Amsterdam, Bangkok, and Celebration Florida please
give a warm hand to the star of ďGirls Gone WildĒ parts two, five and seven Lucy the Slut!

Special
LUCY
-I can make you feel
special.
When it sucks to be you.
Let me make you feel
special.
For an hour or two.
-Your lifeís a routine
that repeats each day.
No one cares who you are
or what you say.
And sometimes you feel
like youíre nobody,
but you can feel like
somebody with me.

PRINCETON
Wow!

LUCY
-Yeah, theyíre real.
-When weíre together
the earth will shake
and the stars will fall
into the sea.
So come on, baby,
let down your guard.
When your dateís in
the bathroom,
Iíll slip you my card.
I can tell just by looking
that youíve got it hard
For me! For me!
For me! For me!
For me! For me!
I can tell just by looking
that you are especially
hard for me!

LUCY
(spoken)
Thank you, gentlemen! Have a few drinks and I sure hope you enjoyed my song.
(She leaves. Trekkie follows her and Brian stops him).

BRIAN
No, Trekkie

TREKKIE
Oh, but Brian...
BRIAN
No....



_____________________________________________________________________--
coming up is your song BFF
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:29 pm

TREKKIE
Oh... me I can hardly hold! Oh!!! (He leaves).

PRINCETON
That Lucy is something, isnít she?

KATE
She is something...

PRINCETON
Oh, Kate, can I get you a drink?

KATE
Iíll get a water. I got a class to teach tomorrow. Itís a big day!
The teacher Iím assisting is going into the hospital tomorrow morning
so I have the entire class to myself.
And if I do well it could mean a big carreer boost.

(The bad idea bears come in).

BIBS
Hey guys!

BIB
We brought you some Long Island iced tea!

KATE
Oh! You are so adorable! Who are you?

BIB
(Bender!)


BIB
(Brad!)

BIB
Have a drink, Kate.

KATE
Oh... no, thank you.


BIB
Just a little, little sip.

KATE
I really shouldnít.

BIB
But itís only a Long Island iced tea.

BIB
Theyíre so sweet and delicious.

BIBS
Please!!!

KATE
Oh, one sip canít hurt. Cheers, Princeton!

PRINCETON
Cheers! Hereís to you, Kate Monster!

BIBS
Yeah!!

KATE
Thatís delicious!

BIB
Why donít you play a drinking game? Thatís amazingly fun!

KATE
I donít know any drinking games. Do you, Princeton?

BIB
I know one! Itís called ďI probably can drink faster than you canĒ.

BIBS
One, two, three, go!!!

(They drink).

BIBS
Yeah!!

BIB
It was a tie!

BIB
Rematch!

KATE
Gosh, thatís

BIBS
Have another round!

KATE
Iíll get the next one, Princeton!

PRINCETON
Great!

KATE
Iíll be back in a sec.

BIB
But this time, Kate, letís get larges!

KATE
Oooookeeeyy!!!!

BIB
Ok, Princeton, howís the date going? Ha!

PRINCETON
Pretty well, I think...

BIB
Well, you just hang in there, little man. Youíre gonna get something, you gotta keep working at it.
Just keep your eye on the prize. Ha,ha, ha. Uuhh, wow! Look whoís coming!

(Lucy comes in).

LUCY
Whatís up?

PRINCETON
Hi, Iím Princeton.
LUCY
Lucy. Man, Iím beat! I still havenít figured out where Iím gonna crash tonight...

BIB
In a bush!

LUCY
All I need is a warm mattress, you know.

PRINCETON
Well, mineís pretty cold usually.

LUCY
It wouldnít be cold for long.
(Kate comes back).

KATE
Aha, ha... The drinks will be here right over, Princeton. Ha, ha.. ahaaa...

LUCY
Iíll have a Scotch on the rocks.

KATE
Iím not a waitress.

PRINCETON
Oh, Lucy, Iíd like you to meet Kate Monster.

LUCY
Oh, youíre dating a monster. I dated a monster once,
but I got sick of picking the fur out of my teeth.

KATE
Well, if your teeth are the problem, I could take out a couple.

PRINCETON
Ok, Lucy, it was nice talking to you.

LUCY
Ok, have fun with your monster.
But when you are ready for a real woman you know where to find me. (She leaves).

PRINCETON
Oh, man, Kate, Iím sorry.

KATE
No, I understand. Youíre irresistible.

PRINCETON
She just knows she canít compare to you.

KATE
I think you are wonderful, Princeton.

PRINCETON
You are not bad yourself, Kate.

You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Making Love)
(Spoken).
BAD IDEA BEAR #1
Take her home!

BAD IDEA BEAR #2
She's wasted!

PRINCETON
Please cut that out!... Kate, Kate!


KATE
Mmmmm?

PRINCETON
I... I think you look really beautiful tonight.

KATE
Oh Princeton! You look so handsome I could eat you alive!
(She jumps on him, they start kissing).

BAD IDEA BEARS
Yaaaayyy!

KATE MONSTER
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot -- that's the spot! -- okay,
a little lower -- okay, now to the left --
no, my left -- ohhhhhhhh!

PRINCETON
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me
like this before -- you can't put your finger there --
Ooh, put your finger there!

BOTH
Oh yeah!(They dive under the covers. Lights up on Gary Coleman who's listening in).

GARY COLEMAN
(sung)
You can be as loud as
the hell you want
when you're making love.
You can be as loud as
the hell you want
when you're making love.
You can be as loud as
the hell you want
when you're making love.

GARY AND BEARS
You can be as loud as
the hell you want...

KATE MONSTER
(Screaming in pleasure)
Aaaaaahhh!

PRINCETON
Yaaaaaaahhh!
(A phone rings, Gary picks it up)

GARY
(spoken)
Gary Coleman.
You hear what? -- Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!
(Princeton and Kate pop up from under the covers)

KATE MONSTER
Are we being too loud?

PRINCETON
Yeah, are we bothering someone?

GARY COLEMAN
Oh, no, not at all, kids.
You keep doing what you're doing.

BAD IDEA BEARS
Yeah! Louder!

GARY COLEMAN
(sung)
-You're not allowed to
be loud at the library,
at the art museum or
at a play
-But when you and
your partner are doin' the nasty
don't behave like you're
at the ballet!
'Cause you can be as loud
as the hell you want
when you're making love.
You can be as loud
as the hell you want
when you're making love.
-Don't let the neighbours
stop you from havin' fun,
they'll have peace and
quiet when you're
good and done.

ALL
Be as loud as
the hell you want
when you're making love!
(Heavy breathing)
Loud as the hell you want...

KATE MONSTER
Faster, Princeton!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Brian, slow down! This not a race!

ALL
Loud as the hell you want...
PRINCETON
Oh, YEAH!

BRIAN
Who's your daddy?

CHRISTMAS EVE
What?? Brian!!

ALL
Loud as the hell you want...
Loud as the hell you want...

GARY COLEMAN
Smack it and lick it and rub
it and suck it!

ALL
Loud as the hell you want...

CHRISTMAS EVE
Yes! Work your mama!

ALL
Loud as the hell you --

KATE MONSTER
Oh yeah, that's it!

BRIAN
Ooh, babe!

TREKKIE MONSTER
(enjoying himself) Uuuuuhh!

ALL
Loud as the hell you...
want!

MALE VIDEO VOICE
Come...

FEMALE VIDEO VOICE
...mmitment.

MALE VIDEO VOICE
Come...
FEMALE VIDEO VOICE
...mmitment.

MALE VIDEO VOICE
Come...

FEMALE VIDEO VOICE
...mmitment.
Commitment!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:30 pm

SCENE 8
Fantasies Come True
(Rod is awake in bed, while Nicky snores)

ROD
(spoken)
It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake?

NICKY (asleep)
Is that a unicorn?

ROD
Oh, he's talking in his sleep again.

NICKY
No, I'll wear the purple shoes. Who painted the kitten?

ROD
Maybe I should just shake him.

NICKY
I love you, Rod.

ROD
What did you say?

NICKY
I love your little laugh.


ROD
Nicky, are you awake?

NICKY
Take off your shirt.
ROD
Oh Nicholas! Have you been shy all this time?
Have we been hiding from each other? I wonder...
(sung)
All those nights I lay in bed,
thoughts of you
running through my head...

NICKY
I know -- put my earmuffs on the cookie...

ROD
But I never thought the things in my head
could really happen in my bed.

NICKY
You look like David Hasselhoff...

ROD
-All those years
I missed the signs,
couldn't read
between the lines.
Who'd have thought
I would see the day
where I'd hear you say
what I heard you say?
And now I find
what was always in my mind
was in your mind, too.
Fantasies come true!
-And now I see that what I've always
dreamed of was meant to be...
you and me, me and you!
Fantasies come true!
-You and me lived in fantasy,
but soon we'll be a reality.
(The scene switches to Kateí house. Sheís with Princeton in bed)..


PRINCETON
(Spoken)
Kate, that was amazing.

KATE MONSTER
You're amazing.

PRINCETON
I want you to have this. It's a penny I carry around with me for good luck.
It's from the year I was born, see? Who knows, maybe it'll bring
you good luck. It did for me! I found you.
(sung)
I want you to know
the time that we've spent,
how great it's been,
how much it's meant.

KATE MONSTER
Gosh, I don't know
what to say.
I'm really glad you feel
that way.
'Cause I'm afraid that
I like you more than I ever
liked any guy before.


ROD AND KATE
'Cause now, my love,
I'm getting what I've
always been dreaming of!

ROD
So are you!


KATE MONSTER
OH, baby!

ROD AND KATE
Fantasies come true!
And now I swear that
when you want me,
I'm gonna be right there
to care for you...

KATE MONSTER
That's what I'm gonna do...

ROD AND KATE
And make your fantasies
come true...

ROD
Fantasies come true.

(The scene switches back to Rodís bedroom. Rod awakens, Nicky is poking him)

NICKY
Hey, Rod buddy! You were talking in your sleep.

ROD
I thought you were talking in YOUR sleep!

NICKY
No, I just came to bed. You were dreaming, is all.

ROD
Oh.

NICKY
It sounded like a nice dream, though.

ROD
Yes. It was a nice dream.

NICKY
Good night.

ROD
Good night, Nicky.

SCENE 9
(At Kateí. Sheí in bed with Princeton. The phone rings, Kate picks it up. Itís Mrs. T)
KATE
Hello...

MRS. T.
Good afternoon Katherine.
You may recall that you were supposed to teach my class this morning,
while I had my heart replaced!!
KATE
Oh my God!

MRS. T.
You left the children unattended for three hours!
They created their own tribal variety, which were about to sacrifice poor little Britney.
Where were you!

KATE
I... I overslept! Iím so sorry!

MRS. T.
I should never have hired a monster!

KATE
What?!

MRS. T.
Your race is notoriously lazy!

KATE
Well... better a monster than a crabby old b*tch! Ooooh...

MRS. T.
Crabby old bitches are the bedrock of this nation! I regret the day I hired you!!

KATE
Well... thatí ok, because I quit!!

MRS. T.
No, Iíll fire you.

KATE
Well you canít fire me because I quit!

MRS. T.
You are on your ... Katherine!

KATE
See you then! (She hangs up). Was I too mean?


PRINCETON
Good for you!

KATE
I hate it working for her! I can get by on my savings for a while,
and pursue what I really want in my life.

PRINCETON
Your school!

KATE
Yes.
PRINCETON
I think you are really brave Kate.

KATE
Yeah!

PRINCETON (nods)
Listen... Are you going to Brian and Christmas Eveís wedding?

KATE
Of course.

PRINCETON
I was thinking...... we could... you know... go together.

KATE
Oh my gosh! Well it seems like I always go to weddings alone...
I donít know what Iíd do if I went with a... a...

PRINCETON
...with a boyfriend?

KATE
Yeah...

PRINCETON
Well, come with me...

KATE
Well that would be great! (She starts sobbing).
PRINCETON
Well, are you ok Kate?

KATE
Yeah... Yeah... I just get fur in my eyes sometimes...

(They kiss)

SCENE 10
(The Wedding).
ROD
Did you bring a cap?

NICKY
What?!

ROD
Weíre off to mass...

NICKY
But...

ROD
Christ!

PRINCETON
Kate, you look beautiful tonight!

KATE
Thank you!

GARY
And by the power invested in me... Gary Coleman,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

CE
---

ALL
Mazeltov!

NICKY
That was beautiful! Wasnít it, Rod?

ROD
Gee, theyíre so lucky to have each other!
NICKY
Are you upset, Rod?

ROD
Nicky... I need a moment to myself, ok?

NICKY
No, buddy, talk to me! Tell me whatís the matter.

BRIAN
Hey, whatís up with Rod?

GARY
Yeah! He sure has been down in the dumps lately.

CE
Hey, Rodney! You need a girlfriend.

GARY
A girlfriend? You got to be kidding, right?

CE
He not so ugly.

GARY
No, but I was thinking Rod was one of those gays.

CE
Rod is gay?

BRIAN
I bet, Nicky would know. Hey, Nicky! Come over here!

NICKY
Sure, guys, whatís up?
CE
We wondering if Rod is a gay.

NICKY
Well, itís funny you should ask because I do think Rod is gay.
I always have. But, you know, I figured if he wanted to tell me, he would.
So, yes, definitely, I would say that my buddy Rod is a closeted homosexual.

ROD
Nicky! How could you say that about me?

NICKY
Oh, hi, Rod! All I said was that, yes, definitely, my buddy Rod has an undescended testicle.

ROD
Aaahhh!! Nooo!!!! I heard you!

NICKY
I... Iím sorry, Rod.

ROD
Mmm... mmm... mmm... Well I am not a closeted homowhatever.
Well, Iíve a whole life that none of youíd know about. Not even you, Nicky.

NICKY
You do, Rod?

ROD
Sure I do. For example... I...

My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada
ROD
-I wish you could meet my
girlfriend, my girlfriend
who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter,
I wish you could meet her,
my girlfriend who lives
in Canada!
-Her name is Alberta,
she lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother
and sucks like a hoover.
-I e-mail her every single
day, just to make sure
that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so
far away, in Canada!
-Laaaaaast week she was
here, but she had the flu.
Too baaaaaad
'cause I wanted to introduce her to you.
It's so saaaaaaaaad --
There wasn't a thing that she could do
but stay in bed,
with her legs up over her head!
Oh!
-I wish you could meet
my girlfriend,
but you can't,
because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her,
I can't wait to kiss her,
so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Sh*t! Her name is Alberta,
she lives in Vancou--
-She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes, I have a girlfriend,
who lives in Canada!!
(Spoken)
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!

GARY
Well, everyone shake that moviní, yes sir.
What a busy day ahead for Gary Coleman. (He leaves).

CE
Maybe we go to buffet.

BRIAN
Yeah! Iím starving!

KATE
Weíll join you.

NICKY
Oh... What do you have to say Rod?
Cause Iíd still be your buddy even if you were gay.

ROD
Nicky, I want you out of the appartment when I get there.

NICKY
What? You are... kicking me out?! He he!!

ROD
You can live in the park for all I care!

NICKY
Oh, but Rod... I... oh... I didnít make you mad on purpose.

PRINCETON
Purpose!

CE
I throw bouquet in few minutes, Kate Monster, I have a younger husband for you...

KATE
Oh, Christmas Eve!

CE
I might throw bouquet to you on purpose.

PRINCETON
Purpose!

KATE
Oh, Princeton, I have so much fun with you!

PRINCETON
Yeah, me too.

KATE
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?

PRINCETON
Gosh, it feels like Iím forgetting something?

KATE
Oh, sheís throwing the bouquet! Iíll be right back! (She leaves)

PRINCETON
Purpose! Purpose!(Princetonís nightmare about marriage). (Kate comes back).

KATE
I caught the bouquet, Princeton!
Well, some little girl caught it, but she wasnít very strong!

PRINCETON
Yeah...

KATE
Are you alright?

PRINCETON
Oh...Kate, I have something I need to say.

KATE
Princeton, you can tell me anything.

PRINCETON
Listen, when I moved to Avenue Q, I was looking for my purpose.

KATE
I remember.

PRINCETON
And... Weíve been spending so much time together and I lost track to finding it.

KATE
Aha...
PRINCETON
I donít wanna be no man who looks back and realize
Iíve never found my reason to be alive.

KATE
So...

PRINCETON
Yeah...

KATE
So you donít want to spend time with me anymore?

PRINCETON
No, no, I love being with you.

KATE
Oh, good, because I thought you meant...


PRINCETON
But I donít want a girlfriend before I find my mission in life.

KATE
But you said...

PRINCETON
Look, I canít, Iím tied down now, Kate.
If we stay together, believe me, weíll never even be friends in the end.

KATE
But Iím not looking for friends. I have plenty on friends.

PRINCETON
You like me, donít you?

KATE
Well... yes I do. And I think thatís why you should get out of here.

PRINCETON
You mean, ďleaveĒ?

KATE
Unless you have another definition for ďget out of hereĒ.(He leaves)There's a Fine, Fine Line

KATE MONSTER
There's a fine, fine line
between a lover, and a friend.
-There's a fine, fine line
between reality, and pretend;
And you never know 'til you reach the top
if it was worth the uphill climb.
-There's a fine, fine line
between love,
and a waste of time
-There's a fine, fine line
between a fairy tale, and a lie.
And there's a fine, fine line
between "you're wonderful" and "goodbye".
I guess if someone doesn't love you back
it isn't such a crime
-But there's a fine, fine line
between love,
and a waste of your time
-And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don't think that you even know what you're looking for.
For my own sanity I've got to close the door
And walk away...
Oh...
-There's a fine, fine line
between together, and not.
And there's a fine, fine line
between what you wanted,
and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want
while you're still in your prime.
-There's a fine, fine line
between love,
and a waste of time.

CURTAIN
__________________________________________________________--

BFF YOUR SONG YOU WTNED IS IN THIS POST^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
jonnymcwhatshisname
get a deadly papercut
avatar

Number of posts : 365
Age : 24
Location : on top of the world - world- world -world
Points : 3775
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:31 pm

i'LL POST act 2 in another topic.
its so long.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.c404.net
Crystal
discover Jacob's secret
avatar

Number of posts : 725
Age : 24
Location : my happy place
Points : 4173
Registration date : 2008-06-10

PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:29 pm

yayyyyyyyyyyyy my songgggggg yayyyyy.

idk y i like that song. just do.

_________________
everything im not
made me everything i am
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/crunchycrystal
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Avenue Q- Full lyrics.   

Back to top Go down
 
Avenue Q- Full lyrics.
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» A Fist Full of Dice!
» Last Full Week of June- Make it Count?
» Full size Spitfire clip
» Which Series Had The Best Songs?
» RC electronics Part 4 - Full metal scale Land Rover

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Randomness! O.o :: Cool Stuff :: Anything Goes! ... Well almost anything.. :)-
Jump to: