Whatever the heck I'm feeling.

hahahahhaaa!! that was good! totally cool crystal.

MAKE YOUR OWN TOPIC

I'd be happier if I could do this
And make everything rhyme
but I've come to the conclusion
that it would take much of my time.
and omg this poem shalt take a while
cuz i'm just cool as lemon lime
i kid i kid
but i'm mad cuz this is only the 8th line
but its ok,
for i can't embarass my self
anymore than I already have.
and i'm angry for doing that
but it was so funny!
and i know you cant be mad
cuz you know i was kidding
WHAT? YOU DIDN'T?
Oh, well y0ou should have known i was tripping
when I thought of it at your house
and turned to myself
and sought the proper equipment
to pull off such a prank
and get into the spotlight
but my hopes sank
when I realized i love you too much
to do such a thing
and so I hid
in the corner and drew him <<<
and became the joker
and started to go crazy in my corner
but i hit my head on the ceiling
and it hurt alot
but yet you know i was playing still
and I scored and got you back
and I was cheerful
and I celebrated
but drank too much and passed out
and woke in the morning sun
to find that maybe i had had too much fun
and i was hungry,
and ate so much i was like santa
and i got sick from food poisoning
and died
just like the kings
and queens
and i had a jester at my funeral
and people who were making money off of it
and people who didin't know me
and they read the bible, at my funeral
and had long faces on the way to the cemetary
and as i passed away, another life was born, in my place
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GOT YOU!!

wow big brother

i can use the smilies too |3!+(|-|

My name is drake
and i'm just here writin
well actually i'm rappin
and mite as well be recitin
but you are still having to read
cuz recording is for chumps
and all the bad comments
really put me in the dumps
but i can move on
and i can see through
your jeans
and the top part too
so cover up
and put those away
your stealing my thunder
and its my day today
so thats right,
button up your blouse
but make sure its tight.
because i like tight shirts
but pants not so much
so put on a dress
and hide your crotch
and now thats right
get off of my set
cause your not my pet
so hurry and jet

good he's gone
he left me alone
but i'm still kind of pissed
cuz he;s calling my phone
but i'm not going to answer
cuz i'm rappin this rap
and if i picked up
it'd be my death trap
so i
ignore him
and let him calls
cuz if he was here
he'd be grabbing my ... cat.

okay what....the....(insert f word here)

I'll do it again, too.

It was funny, though.

yes, yes it was. but.........there are just no words....

My signature kills all of yours.

hahaha. but not my smiley face!

When your alone
and afraid
that your losing your friends
then come on down
to where the party never ends

its called.. youtube.

theres always someone
new whos on
to post a comment
on your song

or rant I really don't know

But they could be mean
or they could be nice
but don't get botherd and
move on with life

post another vid and
see what they say
if they like it
good job
if they hate it
bow down.

Because,
you're too cocky, you knew it from the start
you had a girl, but she broke your heart,
because your jokes were not too smart,
and it left you feeling... dirty.


So, before youtube I ran away
from my problems
and now it is apropriate to say
i.. solve them.

It's kind of cool to see my video featured.
I feel tall and important like no other creature
is around

so, What the Buck am I doing here,
Theres just so much I have to fear,
Because Fred must have cheated
He's hacking cool!
and he's going to get shot by some niga.. higa.

And I like girls, not guys with wigs,
so Chris friekin Crocker can play with his.. self.

And youtube made a terrible mistake,
with soulja boy.

Yeah.

Because,
you're too cocky, you knew it from the start
you had a girl, but she broke your heart,
because your jokes were not too smart,
and it left you feeling... dirty.

did u write that or see it on youtube?

there once was a farmer

I wrote it
and don't even post that one line at a time.

it sounds gr8, BFF.

and thats like the only line i know.

our love is as endless as the horizon stretching on beyond the boundaries of existance
and to live without it would be tragedy beyond belief
for love is the essence of life
and without your love my life would be incomplete


haha i didnt write it. its really good though.

itmade my brain hemorage

shut up its mine.

texting's not the same anymore,
with out the keyboard
and number four.
cuz i jacked it up
as i did that curbside whore.

its different not being able
to type with g,h,i inabled
but i can see a breakthrough
technology
let me see.

its the internet
its a place for people
to come and talk with other people
and not waste time with reading

why read books
when there's summaries online?
why take the time
when you can search the rhyme
you need?

before the internet
i used my phone
to text and call
when i was alone
but not online
has brought a gift
of communication
to an internet......mob

so now i'm shooting
people up
and down the streets
of online manhatten.

that one was stupid
but yet its still here
just like obama
or hillary, my dear.

this recession
is long
and so are my punchlines
but not as long as





























the united state's history with genital warts.

that poem wasn't stupid
becuz i can see
that that very poem was written for me
by someone, u know who it will be,
whose last name rhymes with shaylor shawley

he sounds familiar.

*thinking*

oh yeah.
he raped me.

nuh uh he aint gay. u wishhhhhhhh

Only for your sake, lol.