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PostSubject: Quotes.......................................   Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:14 pm

"crimnal minds"

Agent Aaron Hotch: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
Man: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.
Man: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
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Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:15 pm

"crimnal minds"

Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:16 pm

"crimnal minds"

Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:39 pm

"House"

House= "Thats one small step for man, and One big a s s for mankind."

(yes he said that)
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:51 pm

" Get Smart" 2008

Agent 23: We don't follow the rules then what are we?

The Chief: We're not people who jam staples into other peoples heads. That's CIA crap
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:52 pm

" Get Smart" 2008

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?

Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.

Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.

Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.

[long pause]

Shtarker: That actually makes sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:54 pm

"Get Smart" 2008

Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.

Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?

Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:56 pm

"Get Smart" 2008

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.

Siegfried: I don't believe you.

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?

Siegfried: No.

Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun


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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:57 pm

"Get Smart" 2008

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy s**t, holy s**t, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:58 pm

"Get Smart" 2008

Maxwell Smart: [Maxwell and Agent 99 swing towards a window but they hit the wall] Missed it by that much!

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Maxwell Smart: That is a sucker punch to the gonads
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:01 pm

"Get Smart" 2008

Agent 99: Did I hear something?

Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

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Maxwell Smart: [Agent 99 leans to kiss him] 99 please, nobody here knows we're dating.

The Chief: [walks by] Yes, they do.

Maxwell Smart: On the cheek.
[Agent 99 kisses his cheek]

Agent 99: [as they walk off] Give me a little one.
[Max kisses her on the lips]

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Maxwell Smart: [to Agent 99] Is that your default setting or something? Oh, today's Tuesday, I'll punch Max. Oh look, a box of kittens, I think I'll punch Max. I have this piece of bread so now I'm going to punch Max
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:45 pm

" miss congenaility"

Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

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Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi.

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Gracie Hart: In Hawaii don't they use aloha for hello and goodbye?

Miss Hawaii: Yeah, so?

Gracie Hart: so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok take care, aloha, don't they just start over again?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:56 pm

"miss congenaility 2"

Gracie Hart: How about a real sorry?
Sam Fuller: Come again?
Gracie Hart: You heard me. I said how about a real sorry.
Sam Fuller: You are about to feel some real pain if you don't back off
Gracie Hart: You don't want to talk to me about pain, sister. I invented pain alright.
Sam Fuller: You didn't just call me sister, because I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl around the table growing up.
Gracie Hart: HEY! First of all thank you for calling me skinny, second of all what is your problem and third of all you'd better apologize to me
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Sam Fuller: Okay, look! I don't work for you and you don't work for me. We're a team. Get it? As in 'I will kick your sorry a*s if you don't listen to me' team.

Gracie Hart: Well first of all, if you remember correctly it was 'skinny' a*s. And second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel it's okay to go around harrasing people and bashing their faces in? Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you don't start usuing your head.

[Sam Headbuts Gracie]

Gracie Hart: What, you start listening to me now?
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Sam Fuller: I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary
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Sam Fuller: Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato: when they elect a black woman president of the Daughers of the American Revolution.

Gracie Hart: Okay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins.

Sam Fuller: Where would you like it?
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Gracie Hart: I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina.

Sam Fuller: You don't see that?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:22 pm

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"Get Smart" 2008

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.

Siegfried: I don't believe you.

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?

Siegfried: No.

Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:37 am

i know there was one from the movie that i loved but i couldnt find it on the internet and i didnt know the words exactally so i didnt put it up


ps: shut up drake no 1 asked you
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:00 pm

Thank you so very much for wasting a post to tell us that, because that is, in fact, something we all needed to know.

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Timmy- Uh,.. uhhh.... The internet?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:13 pm

From Get Smart '08

Max Smart: I look like both my moms.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:16 pm

Great movie.!!

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Hancock-

Hancock - And you need to sue McDonalds because they completely f'ed you up.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:37 pm

Hancock.

*Ray holds up some comic books*

Ray- "What does this look like to you?"

Hancock- Homo.

*Ray flips to a different comic book*

Hancock- Homo in red.

*Ray flips to the last comic book in his hand*

Hancock- Norwegian Homo

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:00 pm

harry potter

Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!
Ron Weasley: The what?
Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!
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Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast?
Luna Lovegood: I've lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them.
Harry Potter: That's awful!
Luna Lovegood: Oh, it's all good fun. But as this is the last night, I really do need them back.
Harry Potter: Do you want any help finding them?
Luna Lovegood: I'm sorry about your godfather, Harry.
[clasps his hand comfortingly]
Harry Potter: Are you sure you don't want any help looking?
Luna Lovegood: That's alright. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect
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Nymphadora Tonks: They're very clean, these Muggles. It's unnatural
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Sirius Black: Fudge is using all his power, including his influence at the Daily Prophet, to smear anyone who claims the Dark Lord has returned.
Harry Potter: Why?
Remus Lupin: The Minister thinks Dumbledore's after his job.
Harry Potter: But that's insane! No one in their right mind could believe that Dumbledore...
Remus Lupin: That's exactly the point. Fudge isn't in his right mind. It's been twisted and warped by fear. Fear makes people do terrible things, Harry. The last time Voldemort gained power he almost destroyed everything we hold most dear. Now he's returned, and I'm afraid the Minister will do almost anything to avoid facing the terrifying truth
************************************************************
referring to Ron's Christmas jumper]
Hermione Granger: I can't understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.
Ron Weasley: Cause I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.
Hermione Granger: No more that usual.
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Hermione Granger: [screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]
Rubeus Hagrid: Grawpy, that is not polite! We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!
Hermione Granger: Grawp! Put! Me! Down! Now!
[Grawps puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]
Ron Weasley: Are you alright?
Hermione Granger: Fine. He just needs a firm hand is all.
Harry Potter: I think you've got an admirer.
************************************************************
Ron Weasley: [about Harry's first kiss] Well? How was it?
Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.
Ron Weasley: [laughs] That bad at it, are you?
Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more that satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.
Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from her job at the Ministry, and frightened about failing her O.W.L.s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.
Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!
Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.
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Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Severus Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Severus Snape: [with annoyance in voice] Obviously.
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Sirius Black: Get away from my Godson!
[punches Mr. Malfoy in the face]
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Harry Potter: [stepping out of the Dursleys' house onto the street] Where are we going?. The letter said I have been expelled from Hogwarts.
Alastor 'Mad-­Eye' Moody: You haven't been. Not yet.
[looks at Kingsley]
Alastor 'Mad-­Eye' Moody: Kingsley, you take point.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Right.
Harry Potter: But the letter said...
Kingsley Shacklebolt: [interrupting Harry] Dumbledore has persuaded the Minister to suspend your expulsion, pending a formal hearing.
Harry Potter: Hearing?
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Uh-huh.
Nymphadora Tonks: Don't worry Harry. We'll explain everything when we get back to headquarters.
Alastor 'Mad-­Eye' Moody: Shh! Not here, Nymphadora.
Nymphadora Tonks: [hair changes color from pink to bright red] *Don't* call me Nymphadora!
[Moody taps his staff twice and broomsticks fly up to them]
Alastor 'Mad-­Eye' Moody: Stay in formation, everyone. Don't break ranks if one of us is killed
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Nymphadora Tonks: Don't call me Nymphadora!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:08 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:39 pm

its not tv its imbd.com or somthin like that
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:43 pm

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