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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:48 pm

hahaha i'm a limewire fan, myself.


uhh

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail -

King Arthur - "Your whole arms off!"
Black Knight - "No it's not!"
King Arthur - "Then whats that then?!" *points to arm on ground*
Black Knight - "Tis only a flesh wound" (looking at missing arm on ground)

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"NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:05 pm

what was i going to post? i can never remember....

Hellboy:
"Second Date, No Tounge"

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:11 pm

lol i had just watched that.. Razz and i was bored... i get bored alot these days...

i should b doing my homework right now! but im on here. :PPPPP

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:43 pm

nice........?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:40 pm

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"how you doin?"

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:55 pm

any money thats from friends.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:00 pm

if it is something me and crystal will both understand, 'tis.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:46 pm

to be specific veronica, it is from Friends. it is a famous line that Joey Tribiani, played by Matt LeBlanc, says to women as a sort of pick-up line. he says it to every girl he dates and says it in almost every other episode.
SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:49 pm

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

- Ross Gellar, aka David Schwimmer


"NOW THIS (poking device) IS VERY LONG AND HARD TO MENUVER. LUCKILY I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN THAT AREA. HAHA."

- Joey Tribiani, aka Matt LeBlanc


"OH NO. ONE OF MY GUITAR STRINGS BROKE. CHANDLER, CAN I BORROW YOUR G-STRING?"

- Phoebe Buffet, aka Lisa Kudrow
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:47 pm

law & order svu
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Det. Elliot Stabler: You prayed with your rapist?
[surprised]

Searching a suspect's apartment for his cat to gather trace evidence]
Fin Tutuola: I don't see a cat.
John Munch: That doesn't mean anything. They're freaky little creatures. They lurk.
[Munch finds the cat moments later]
John Munch: Oh, there you are, you demonic little furball.

Fin and Munch walk into a movie store and see if they owner knows the little girl and shows him the picture]
Fin Tutuola: You know her?
[He starts rubbing the picture, Fin quickly takes it away]
Fin Tutuola: Don't make me smack you

Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya

after a father shoots his daughter's rapist/murderer]
Elliot Stabler: I could've stopped him. I should've known what Ray was gonna do.
Olivia Benson: How?
Elliot Stabler: I would have done the same thing.
Olivia Benson: No, you wouldn't.
Elliot Stabler: Well, wait 'til you're a parent.
Olivia Benson: Don't throw that crap at me, Elliot. You made a mistake.
Elliot Stabler: What?
Olivia Benson: You let Ray in.
Elliot Stabler: You're right, I did. He got to me. And now I'm responsible

Olivia Benson: Oh, what is it with you people, what is wrong with you? Do you have a conscience? You RAPED and KILLED a LITTLE GIRL!

to the defense's neurologist]
ADA Alexandra Cabot: Thank you. You've offered a provocative theory. What it lacks in substance, it makes up for in pretty colors

Det. Elliot Stabler: [sees Warner enter the restaurant where he and Olivia are eating lunch] An ME out of the lab? It must be big.
M.E. Melinda Warner: I got the report back from the contents of the vomit.
Det. Olivia Benson: Am I going to want to stop eating for this?
M.E. Melinda Warner: Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
Det. Olivia Benson: All right, I'm done.
[pushes her salad away. Elliot shrugs and takes it]

Olivia Benson: What happened between you and Cathy?
Elliot Stabler: [shrugs] Uhh, the job. Makes me kind of hard to live with.
Olivia Benson: She should try working with you.

[after Olivia's killed someone]
Olivia Benson: I gotta give my statement.
Elliot Stabler: I'll take it...
Olivia Benson: YOU leave me alone.

John Munch: Actually the 1st Amendment gives him the right to ask, the 5th Amendment gives you the right not to answer.

Det. Monique Jefferies: Are you gonna eat this?
John Munch: Suppose we say yes.
Det. Monique Jefferies: Suppose I was just being polite.
John Munch: That would be a first.
Brian Cassidy: Go ahead, Munch doesn't eat veggies
Det. Monique Jefferies: Really? I heard that's not the only thing John doesn't... eat

[Elliot walks in to find Kathy and Maureen in conversation at the dinner table]
Kathy Stabler: Oh, you're home.
Maureen Stabler: You're probably on her side.
Det. Elliot Stabler: You look healthy enough to me.
[to Kathy]
Det. Elliot Stabler: Have you eaten?
Kathy Stabler: No, I was waiting until you got home.
Det. Elliot Stabler: "Manicotti Night", down at Scarentino's. Bottle of chianti, our name on it. Let's get out of here.
Maureen Stabler: You can't make me eat Italian, either.
Det. Elliot Stabler: Good, you're not invited. See you.

Odafin Tutuola: Even Aunt Mary thinks he's a hero.
John Munch: Yeah well Aunt Mary is a few tea bags shy of a full pot.

Looking through a victim's purse for ID]
Olivia Benson: No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse.
Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me.
Elliot Stabler: Heh...

[a murderer is stalking Olivia]
Elliot Stabler: I didn't tell you about the detail because I knew you'd refuse.
Olivia Benson: Only the rat-squad puts cops on other cops, Elliot, without telling them. I deserve better than that. Especially from you.
Elliot Stabler: [pauses] You've been under a lot of stress lately...
Olivia Benson: I've always backed your play.
Elliot Stabler: And I did what I had to do. The guy's murdered four people, what's to stop him from coming after you, Olivia?
Olivia Benson: If you can't trust your partner, Elliot, it's time to get a new one.

Det. Monique Jefferies: Wow, 4.7 million in one year.
Det. Brian Cassidy: That's pretty good for a fledgling charity.
Det. Olivia Benson: Fledgling - I'm impressed.
Det. Brian Cassidy: Yeah, that's right, I'm a real dope, aren't I? You know what I did last night? I looked it up and I memorized it just so I can impress you.

Benson catches a fleeing suspect]
Det. Olivia Benson: What's your name?
Suspect: Screw you!
Det. Olivia Benson: Screw You, you're under arrest for attempted rape until we nail you for the other eleven.

Suspect: [referring to Stabler] If that's the guy that's questioning me, I definitely want my lawyer

Olivia is investigating the case of a man who rapes women on the subway. Nick is reporting the case. They're kissing in her apartment]
Nick Ganzner: Let's pretend.
Olivia Benson: [smiling] Pretend what?
Nick Ganzner: That I'm the guy on the subway.
Olivia Benson: [stops smiling] OK, stop it.
Nick Ganzner: Just for fun.
Olivia Benson: No, no. No, really, stop it.
Nick Ganzner: What would you do?
Olivia Benson: [pushes him away] Oh my God. Wow.
[heads for bathroom]
Olivia Benson: I'm gonna go wash my face, and my hands, and my mouth, and, uh, there's the door. Make sure you're out when I get out of here. *Gone.*
[slams door]

et. John Munch: Round 2 we go bad cop on his ass, right Jeffries?
Det. Monique Jefferies: Cool.

Det. Monique Jefferies: So you're saying *all* women are whores?
Det. John Munch: Don't be ridiculous. I don't know *all* the women in the world.

Det. Olivia Benson: You're one night as a bachelor and you go to the grocery store? Thatís lame.
Det. Elliot Stabler: [shrugs] A grocery store with strippers.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:46 pm

i love LAW AND ORDER: SVU

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:39 pm

me too i spent all week watching season 1 on dvd
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:54 pm

Halle u hav 2 much time on ur hands...


but i did that w/ the season 1 of Heroes.

WHICH CRYSTAL HAS YET 2 C.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:43 pm

no i wanted to and i was home alone and had nothing better to do
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:35 am

i have yet to cee the second season. : ((
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:20 pm

of what friends?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:30 pm

heroes I am sure.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:07 pm

ive only seen this year's episodes. give me a break!

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:00 am

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Joey : Oh, sorry, did i get you?
Chandler : *surprised!!* It's an ELECTRIC DRILL. You get me, YOU KILL ME!!!!!
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Joey : (after walking in Monica's apartment wearing all of Chandlers clothes) LOOK at me, I'm Chandler!!! Could I be wearing anymore clothes??
Chandler : That is so not the opposite of taking someones underwear!!
Joey : Well, maybe if I wasn't going commando. [[[this one isn't in the right order i don't think]]]
I don't think I should do any.. I don't know.. lunges. *starts doing lunges*
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Gunther : *to phoebes bf who teaches her to skate and stuff* Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
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Joey : *talking to ross, with hand person up. Talking to him as if his hand is Ross's baby* Hey, Ross, you know right about now, your baby is this big? *makes hand* Hello, Daddy! , why don't you live with mommy? Why does mommy live with that other lady? what's a lesbian??
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:14 pm

i dont like heros
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:15 pm

[Kate leaves the room in a hurry]
Tony: Was it something I said?
Gibbs: Not yet, at least.

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[about laws changing over time]
Gibbs: Politicians have their time table, I have mine.

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Agent Caitlin Todd: Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?
Gibbs: I'd like to think it's me

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Agent Caitlin Todd: You know, Gibbs, sometimes you can be a real...
Gibbs: Bastard?
Agent Caitlin Todd: Yeah.

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DiNozzo: That was actually intimidating.

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Gibbs: DiNozzo! Why are you touching his face?
DiNozzo: I don't know. It's soft, like touching a bunny rabbit.
Gibbs: Don't!

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[about Tony's ex-girlfriend]
Agent Caitlin Todd: So what happened?
Tony: She broke into my apartment and filled my closet with dog crap.
Agent Caitlin Todd: Ha! Really? I knew there was a reason I liked her.
Tony: I still have her number. Maybe you two can get together and boil rabbits or something.
Agent Caitlin Todd: Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you.

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Agent Caitlin Todd: You think he knows more than he's telling us?
Tony: C'mon, Kate, this is Gibbs we're talking about. Of course he does.

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Gibbs: Did you run it through...
Abby Sciuto: Run it through AFIS?
Gibbs: Feisty and psychic.
Abby Sciuto: It's a killer combination.

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Abby Sciuto: Aaaah! Gibbs! Didn't your momma teach you not to sneak up on people?
Gibbs: Obviously not.

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Gibbs: Got your 911, Abs. What's up?
Abby Sciuto: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.

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Gibbs: ID withheld...
Tony: Probably the reason you married her. I mean, she probably hid her real personality as most women do, and by that time it was too late because you'd already... I'm gonna shut up now.
Gibbs: Now?

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Gibbs: Ducky. Got some good news for me?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: That depends on your definition of good news.
Gibbs: Not the answer I was looking for.

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Gibbs: We gonna jump through any legal hoops?
Abby Sciuto: Oh, that's kind of a gray area.
Gibbs: How gray?
Abby Sciuto: Charcoal.

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You know Abby, sometimes the dead make more sense to me than the living.
Abby Sciuto: Me, too.

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Agent Caitlin Todd: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
Tony: I have no idea what you said.
Agent Caitlin Todd: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.

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[to a suspect]
Gibbs: Boy, oh, boy, you are good. But so are we.

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DiNozzo: Kate, what do you think this means? Eee... goh... too... mah... nee.
Agent Caitlin Todd: I got too many.
DiNozzo: [later] He got too many.

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Agent Timothy McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Abby Sciuto: I am a scientist, McGee. Luck has nothing to do with it and/or us.
Agent Timothy McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs's gut?
Abby Sciuto: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
Agent Timothy McGee: But... but you just said that...
Abby Sciuto: He's not a scientist.

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Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
Abby Sciuto: [smug] Are you seriously asking me that?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] No, I called to flirt.

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Abby Sciuto: You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it.

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Agent Timothy McGee: Are you finished?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: No, I haven't even started yet.

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[repeated line]
Gibbs: You think, DiNozzo?

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Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: What are you McDoing, McGee?
Agent Timothy McGee: Working on Kales phone records.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Thought you already McDid-That?

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[Tony's nicknames for Agent McGee]
DiNozzo: McCranky - McEgghead - McFlabby - McFlowerPower - McFreaky - McGarnagle - McGeek - McGiggles - McGoo - McGoogle - McGruff - McLawyer - McMuse - McProbious - McRomeo - McShipmate - McSofty - McZero
DiNozzo: Probie - Probalicious - Probie-Wan Kanobie

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Tony: [making fun of Gibbs to a co-worker, who doesn't respond] He's standing right behind me, isn't he.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:26 pm

Macon: When I ask you to go out with me this Friday night you're gonna think you're the one asking me because you're gonna say 'yes Macon, I would love to go out with you because I know we'll have a totally great time together. In fact, I'd been hoping you'd ask me all week.'
Halley: You wanna go out on a date with me?
Macon: See, I told you you'd ask me.

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Macon: If you are ready to jump, I will be here to catch you.

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Halley: Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it.

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Halley: First, you're going to take three steps towards me so you can put your hands on my waist. Then you're going to kiss me in 3... 2...
[kisses]

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Macon: So do you hate me?
Halley: Not you, per se. I hate the way that your hair falls in your face. And I hate the way that your voice gets really low when you're serious.
[Macon bites lower lip]
Halley: And I hate the way that you bite your bottom lip when you're nervous. And the way your eyebrow goes
[whistles and motions with hand]
Halley: like that. I hate that.
Macon: So that's it? You just hate the way I walk and talk and look.
Halley: No. That Jedi mind trick thing? I hate that.

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Macon: You're going to move closer to me so I can wrap my arms around your waist. And on the count of 3... 2... 1
[kisses]
Macon: You're a good kisser.
Halley: You tricked me. You Jedi Mind Tricked me.

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Halley: I imagine star wars figurines must be expensive
Macon: I don't have Star Wars figurines... well, not many. But I don't play with them... much.

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Macon: Dun, Dun, Dun. Stand back. Leaf man to the rescue.
Halley: Where did you get that?
Macon: Well you know a guy's gotta pay for gas and bacon burgers somehow right?
Halley: And toys because I imagine star wars figurines must get pretty expensive.
Macon: I do not have any star wars figurines... well... not many. And I don't play with them... much

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Halley: Oh my god, no, no, no, I can not believe I didn't tell you this. The bimbo almost died of strangulation. Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, and she had to like claw her way out and you know that woman could claw mom. It was so sad it was like, near death by wedding veil. So tragic isn't it?

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Macon: Your afraid to go out with me because you might actually like me?
Halley: No... but that's a good theory I guess if you want to protect your fragile male ego because you can't handle rejection.

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Halley: Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".

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Halley: Oh Macon, I think I like you too much already to actually go out with you.
Macon: What kind of logic is that?
Halley: It's logically logic. Haven't you ever noticed that when two members of the opposite sex get together eventually someone ends up getting hurt?

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Lorna Queen: Well... look at you Halley.
Halley: That's hard to do without a mirror isn't it?
Lorna Queen: Honey you keep getting prettier every day.
Halley: I have no idea how you could say that because you definitely don't see me every day. And yesterday, oh my God I was so ugly. And last Wednesday, that sucked too, so it's kind of a day to day thing.

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Halley: You have to learn to walk. You have to learn to talk. You have to wear that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought you. You have no say in the matter. And when you get a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love. Sometimes things happens and you just have to deal.

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Grandma Halley: First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, Sweetheart. But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while.

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Halley: The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them.

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Macon: Hey I'm back
Halley: you really don't get it do you? and I don't want to wait for you to grow up.

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Macon: You're gonna let this slide, because it's only the first day , it was an honest mistake, and the fire got put out as quickly as it was started.

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Halley: You will take a step toward me and on the count of 3... 2... 1
[leans in to kiss]
Halley: We dance.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes.......................................   Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:30 pm

[from trailer]
Harry Bright: Is your father here?
Sophie: [smiling] You tell me.

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[from trailer]
Bill: We're here for the wedding.
[Sophie is frazzled]
Sam Carmichael: You are expecting us?
Sophie: [pause] Oh my god, yeah.

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[from trailer]
Donna: You sound like you're having fun already.
Ali: Oh, we are!
Donna: [woefully] I used to have fun!
Ali: [giggles] Oh, we know!
[Donna looks worried]

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[from trailer]
Donna: There were three guys around the same time...
[giggles]
Tanya: You shady lady!

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[from trailer]
Sophie: I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men...!

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Sophie: Um... I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him?
Sophie: No no no no no no! Not exactly.

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Rosie: [to Tanya] It's very Greek.

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Donna: [hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.

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Sam Carmichael: Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.

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Donna: [to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

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Rosie: [to Tanya] Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.

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Sky: It's my last night of freedom... which is what some might see it, but for me it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.

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Harry Bright: [on his sudden appearance for Sophie's wedding] I... I'm here on a spontaneous holiday.

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Donna: Wh-wh what are you all doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I- I'm on a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I-I-I I just dropped in to say... hi.

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Tanya: [to Sophie] I bet you don't remember me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.

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Harry Bright: [introducing himself] Bright. Harry Bright.

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Sophie: You took mom's guitar!
Harry Bright: Um no, no I borrowed it. I bought her this. It cost me ten quid plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See here - where is it? Ah yes. DS: Donna Sheridan. and HB: Head Banger.

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Tanya: Down big fella, I'm old enough to be your mother!
Rosie: Grandmother.

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Rosie: [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it?
Tanya: Floss you!
Donna: Is it edible Tanya?

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Rosie: I'm a lone wolf!

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Sophie: [reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.

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Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

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Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

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Sophie: [Bill has just realized that he might be her father] You know what happens next?
Bill: Don't tell me you have a twin sister.

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Sophie: But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.

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Tanya: [before singing 'Does Your Mother Know'] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.

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Donna: I better be dreaming, you better not be here.
Bill: You want me to pinch you Donna?

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Sam Carmichael: [after Donna falls on Harry's air bed] You always knew how to make an entrance.

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Tanya: [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna: What do you mean?
Tanya: Are you getting any?
Donna: Oh, you mean...
[turns on the screw driver, making loud noises, then says to the screw driver:]
Donna: Down, boy.

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Sophie: Do you think I'm letting you down?
Donna: Why would you even think that?
Sophie: Oh because, of what you've done! I mean the Dynamos, raising a kid and running a business all on your own...
Donna: Honey, I didn't have a choice. I couldn't go home. When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back. And I wouldn't have had it any other way! My God, look at what we've had!

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Harry Bright: What would the father of the bride normally do?
Tanya: Pay.
[beat]
Tanya: Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd.

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Tanya: This fricking yoga made my feet bigger.

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Donna: The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.

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Donna: I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
Bill: I have a boat Donna
Donna: You have a boat? Good get on it! And anchors away.
Sam Carmichael: Donna...
Donna: Away away.

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Sophie: I wanted to get married knowing who I am.
Sky: You don't find that from finding your father, Sophie, you find it by finding yourself.

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Donna: I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.

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Donna: And welcome to- to Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here.
Sophie: I know, I invited him.
Donna: You couldn't have, I don't even know which one it is.

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Sophie: I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much.
Donna: Oh Soph...
[hugs]
Donna: And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.

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Donna: [about the possible dads] I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Tanya: Don't you sound like your mother!

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Sam Carmichael: Hold on! You're saying I might be Sophie's father, but she might be Bill's or Harry's?
Donna: Yes and don't get self righteous with me...
Sophie: Yeah if you hadn't left my mother to go off and get married!
Sam Carmichael: I had to go. I was engaged. But I couldn't do it and I came right back!
Donna: Wha... why... What... Why didn't you call me?
Sam Carmichael: Because I was stupid enough to think you would be waiting for me. But when I got there they told me you were off with some other guy.

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Father Alex: And a welcome to Donna, who's representing her side of the family.
Donna: And a welcome to... Sophie's dad... He's here.
Sophie: I know, I invited him.
Donna: How could you? I don't know which one it is... OH MY GOD... that's why they're here!
Sophie: I'm sorry, please forgive me!
Donna: I don't know... Can you forgive me?
Sophie: What? I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mother and I love you.
Donna: Oh Sophie... And I haven't slept with hundreds of men...

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Tanya: [after a crack loudly appears in the courtyard after "Money, Money, Money] What happened?
Donna: [laughs] Didja feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here.
[she snatches the bottle of champagne from Tanya's hands and walks off]
Donna: Don't think about it. C'mon. Let's go have fun...

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Bill: [while Donna and the Dynamos are singing "Super Trouper"] Our song!
Sam Carmichael: Your song?
Harry Bright: It's my song!

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Rosie: [in a very Cockney accent] Excuse me, hello! This is a hen party! Women only! Thank you!
Sam Carmichael: [mocking the Cockney accent] Okaay!
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